PENIS PUMP FOR THE SOUL

Vladko Persimmon's audio book readings from his yet to be released self help book PENIS PUMP FOR THE SOUL!

If YOUR soul penis needs pumping, then this is for YOU!

WHen to YELL

EVRYONE knows REAL MAN yell ALL TIME...REAL MAN Does not have time to "TALK" he is too busy fighting bear and banging the LADIES... REAL MEN does not think he just ACT... ACT is PART of ACTION so if you donT YELL AND ACT you WILL NEVER get ANY ACTION MY FRIEND! ONLY lady man HAVE "CONVERSaTION" Real MAN does not have time to "THINK" he already has mine made up BEFORE and MIND SAY FIGHT BEAR DRINK BEER FAST AND BANG.

So here is Tip on when to yeLL.

HA this was TRIECK question because there is never any time when real MAN does NOT YELL! HA

How To Be Raising Children

HOW TO BE RAISING CHILDREN

by Lempka Wife Sackministan

It is very important we raise children good. They are future of Soviet Japan, so we must do good job. Otherwise there will be generation of fags and prostitute. It is duty of mother to be raising them with care so they will be able take on life very gud when you can no longer give away precious wife time for them.

Because ofcourse girl and boy are very different this time it will be split IN HALF this article. Please you take note.

For BABY

First few week you must breastfeed baby. Boy need this for strong muscle and big penis. Girl need this for good brain ability be good wife and healthy so she can also make many baby!!!!

As you can see in this picture me with my first baby you can be very glamourous Wife whilst breastfeed!!!

Only you as mother can do, husband-father-figure cannot do!!!! It make him look like fag!!!

Then after few week like this you can start feed them bottle. Best formula I have find is my own creation. I will tell you recipe.

1/2 L bear milk

1/2 L vodka

Heat bear milk in pan then add vodka when milk is warm up.

This is make very intelligent baby. Just look my kids, they are success.

Just look at healthy glow of son!!!! I am so proud.

For GIRL

You must teach girl very early her place in life. She born for being wife. She born for being property of husband. Here are some good advice I give to you.

1. You give her teddybear so she get use to being bear later in life. Also when she need milk bear for her feeding children, then she is not scurred. Wife cannot be scurred.

2. You make her work early. Here I show you how I get daughter job as window-cleaner. This is very well pay job for our family. She need learn to do hard work with no reward, that is proud life of wife!

3. You make her sleep in box. Then when you ship her to husband she is very used to, she arrive refresh. She know how to pack for box life. Then her life with husband in bed is luxury. Very best idea I had for girl.

4. You give her most beautiful name you can imagining. Then you call her only that name when she is good pre-wife. When she is bad pre-wife you tell her "Fat prostitut, shut up and clean!" or "BETCH why are you talk back best wife in universe?!" or maybe "Hey fugly! How many you it takes to screw in lightbulb?!" .. then she learn that being bad wife is no gud. Only be good wife.

For BOY

1. You tell him everything he do is perfect. He terrorize haus you say "You are such scamp, but that is sign of later being man's man!!". He set on fire your couch you laugh. He break window you tell him he is best then ask useless daughter why she not already clean?! He is most precious boy, soon-to-be man.

2. Feed him many salmon, many sandwich, many glass of vodka a day!! He need his energy, his strength. You play him Combichrist song "Without Emotion". You tell him not be fag, but he can never be fag because too good at being pick up woman.

3. Do anything he want. Give him anything he want. THE END!!!!

4. Teach him fight very gud. He not can be wimp. But because you feed him so good he should be strong!! What a man's man! I am so proud of my boy.

5. Ofcourse you teach him shoot gun and grow beard.

So there you are having some very good mommy-wife skills. Now your children can also grow up be success. I hope you have many healthy, strong boy.. maybe one girl. All luck to you and your little miracles,

And don't forget to SPANK!!

First: Best Wife in Universe,

Second: Best Mother in Universe,

Lempka Sackministan.

The Megadik Presentation

THE MEGADIK PRESENTATION

by Lempka Sackministan GoodWife

Last week I went to Convention in here this building.

It was experience that very much change my life! I go there see this presentation.

Now I am changed from inside out! I feel change in my body after I start taking MEGADIK! I can do housework better and in bed everything much better too. Life is very much 89.99% more better for me and family!

They had these very delicious food too!!!!

Yummeh!!!

Then afterwards we have great PARTEH! We all have so much fun.

Thank you so much for MegaDik!!! It change many lives all time! You learn to embrace power of Penis in World.. especially embrace power of Leader of Free World Penis inside husbands pants and embrace penis inside yourself!!!! Embracing Penis has helped me be even more better wife!! It is as important as being able to make Soviet Japan Flag that is washable in washing machine and also making baby!!

Be safe!

All best from Soviet Japan,

Lempka Sackministan MegaDik Wife.

How To Being Good Wife

How to being Good Wife

by Wife Lempka Sackministan

Hello all ladies from world but mainly Soviet Japan!

I decide since I am so good wife I help you with being good wife!

SO I tell you what do to make man happy. If husband is not happy then your life worthless!

OK so..

1. Always do what husband ask. If he ask you get on all fours be footstool then you do! He ask you wear bearsuit and go hunt for salmon in river outside house you do!! He tell you "SHUT UP WIFE I HUNGRY!" then you make sandwich or anything he want!!! So never disobey husband. That is number one rule good wife.

2. It is right of husband to be copulating you whenever he is wanting. When he pick you up and throw you on bed you say "PLEASE YOU ENJOY BANGING!". When he is vomiting everywhere you say "YOU ARE SUCH MAN'S MAN!" and then you clean.

3. Pretend his stupid is very turn-on. When he talk about geek things you act like it is BORING. When he just talk about beer, woman, raping and say "BRO!" you very much should bat eyelash, make big fuss over. He like you talk much and make fuss over him. Specially when he is raping you say "C'mon name C'mon! OH YES your rhymes are amazing.. C'mon!!"

4. Let him smack ass whenever he want. This is most sacred bond of husband & wife.

5. If he show emotion you belittle him say "YOU HAVE MICROPENIS?!" He cannot show emotion and is your job as wife to make sure he never do. If he show emotion it will look like you are married to a fag. Is that what you want?! Make husband look like fag?! Then you would be bad wife. STOP THAT! If he need you to kick him in balls then YOU DO. Real wife need be strong for husband. If he need beat you to feel more manly then LET HIM DO!!!

6. You watch him lift weights. You watch him in shower. You watch him devour manbearpig. You watch him flirt and make out other women. You watch everything he do and admire.. unless he is showing emotion like I said in number 5!!

7. You know in US of America there was once wives in 40s very good example for wife in soviet japan! They take amphetamines and do everything in haus. This is very gud except you should be take MEGADIK! As good wife you need help husbands burden of his penis being leader of free world!! You take Megadik, you do everything faster and better and harder. SO YOU DO. Cook, Clean, Change Diaper of little baby, brew Vodka for familys supply.. this all work faster if you are good wife.

8. Hate Andrew with all the might you have. He is TERROROAST!!!

If you do all this above then he will be cherishing you and give you many diamond. This is very nice. So I think I have not forgot anything but if so then I add later.

BE GOOD WIFE TO HUSBAND!!!!

I cannot say how important this is enough!!!!

I hope this improve your family life by over 90%

The best wife in Universe and Soviet Japan

Lempka Sackministan <3

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HOW TO BE A REAL MAN! A MAN'S MAN

Ok listen UP BOYOS I show you how to be a REAL MAN who will GET ALL LADIES all DAY every NIGHT MONTHLY without Subscription fee! Here's is video with tips on how to be the man that gets all the ladies and OTHER men admire when in the locker room without a TOWEL...



TIPS!


- TRY TO FIGHT BEARS, PIGS AND MANS... IF YOU CAN GET a FIGHT WITH MANBEARPIG that will be all the FIGHTING YOU need to do in LIFE


- SAY WORDS LIKE "BRO" "BRAH" "AY" and "PERSIMMON" AS much as possible to SHOW other PEOPLE you ARE BIG TAKE charge MAN


- NEVER show EMOTION EVER! Practice KICKING yourself in BALLS over 9000 times per DAY to insURE YOU NEVER FEEL ANYTHING EVER


- TALK about "BANGING" a lot... like "HEY BRO IM ALWAYS BANGING YOU KNOW" THE More PEOPLE THINK YOU "BANG" THE MORE THEY WILL THINK YOU ARE REAL MAN


- AND of course READ my BLOG AS I will halP YOU BECOME REAL MAN!

How to be a RAPPER man and actor and EntrEPRENURE

These days MANY people want to become rapper... I SAY no its not all about LAME beats and AUTOtuneD crap SINGING NO it is WAY of living YULL! Watch this video then I give you more tips\ on how to rap....how to freestyle...how to flow!



TIPS!


- RAP about things in YOUR REAL LIFE... LIKE FEELING LIKE FAIL and FALLING down WHEN trying to PUT your Pants on THIS IS REAL THUG LIFE BOY


- LIke KNOW HOW TO READ All the MAINSTREAM raperS already have the whole ILLiterate thing LOCKED DOWN you SHOULD ACTUALLY BE LIKE SMART AND SHET


- DONT MAKE SONGS ABOUT CORNER OR CLUB make them ABOUT YOUR CLOSET and WALMART..those PLACES are MUCH more INTERESTING to REGULAR PEOPLE


- PRACTICE YOUR FLOWS EVERYDAY 


- DONT MAKE A FLYER WITH YOUR FACE oN IT to PASS OUT TO WOMEN on DA street UNTIL YOU HAVE ACTUALLY LIKE MADE some SONGS FIRST


- READ mY BLOG as I will CONTINUE to hALP you BECOME REAL RAPER

How to pick up chicks? How to talk to women to sex them?

OKAY this is first post of many where I help you learn how to be real pimp gangster like me and also perhaps teh rapper like i R... Watch this video then read my hotting tips below on how to make great copulation with human female hot body...




TIPS!


- WOMEN like REAL MAN so DONT BE LIKE GIRLY MAN! LIFT WEIGHTS! DRINK BIG BEER REALLY FAST AND THEN VOMIT and pretend its easy like you do it every day!

- DONT SAY ANYTHING EVER just listen to her for hours then BE LIKE NOW IM GOING TO MAKE YOUR FACE OUT


- TELL HER how DANGEROUS YOUR RAPPER, actor ENtrepreNURE life is... tell about how many times you have been almost killed by falling down while DENGEROUSLY drunk


- WOMANS HATE GEEKS when she mentions anything to do with the internets TELL HER "INTERNET?! what is that some kind of TUBE?" SHE will love your IGNORANT MANLY APPROACH... WEHN she mentions FACEBOOK say "WHAT is that A BOOK made OF YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACE I waNT TO GRASP With my RUFF MAN HANDS AND MAKE FACE WITH until THE SHEEP are ASLEEPING"

- WEAR ONLY THE BEST MOST gangster FASHIONS only buy CLOTHES you see in 1980's EASY E or NWA music videos...ICE Cube is OK too 

- MOST IMPORTANT TIP! READ MY BLOG AS I WILL HELP YOU MORE TO BE BIG TIME Rapper, Actor, EntrEPRENURE with all THE HUMAN female COPULATON you could ever WANTING FRIEND!