How To Being Good Wife

How to being Good Wife

by Wife Lempka Sackministan

Hello all ladies from world but mainly Soviet Japan!

I decide since I am so good wife I help you with being good wife!

SO I tell you what do to make man happy. If husband is not happy then your life worthless!

OK so..

1. Always do what husband ask. If he ask you get on all fours be footstool then you do! He ask you wear bearsuit and go hunt for salmon in river outside house you do!! He tell you "SHUT UP WIFE I HUNGRY!" then you make sandwich or anything he want!!! So never disobey husband. That is number one rule good wife.

2. It is right of husband to be copulating you whenever he is wanting. When he pick you up and throw you on bed you say "PLEASE YOU ENJOY BANGING!". When he is vomiting everywhere you say "YOU ARE SUCH MAN'S MAN!" and then you clean.

3. Pretend his stupid is very turn-on. When he talk about geek things you act like it is BORING. When he just talk about beer, woman, raping and say "BRO!" you very much should bat eyelash, make big fuss over. He like you talk much and make fuss over him. Specially when he is raping you say "C'mon name C'mon! OH YES your rhymes are amazing.. C'mon!!"

4. Let him smack ass whenever he want. This is most sacred bond of husband & wife.

5. If he show emotion you belittle him say "YOU HAVE MICROPENIS?!" He cannot show emotion and is your job as wife to make sure he never do. If he show emotion it will look like you are married to a fag. Is that what you want?! Make husband look like fag?! Then you would be bad wife. STOP THAT! If he need you to kick him in balls then YOU DO. Real wife need be strong for husband. If he need beat you to feel more manly then LET HIM DO!!!

6. You watch him lift weights. You watch him in shower. You watch him devour manbearpig. You watch him flirt and make out other women. You watch everything he do and admire.. unless he is showing emotion like I said in number 5!!

7. You know in US of America there was once wives in 40s very good example for wife in soviet japan! They take amphetamines and do everything in haus. This is very gud except you should be take MEGADIK! As good wife you need help husbands burden of his penis being leader of free world!! You take Megadik, you do everything faster and better and harder. SO YOU DO. Cook, Clean, Change Diaper of little baby, brew Vodka for familys supply.. this all work faster if you are good wife.

8. Hate Andrew with all the might you have. He is TERROROAST!!!

If you do all this above then he will be cherishing you and give you many diamond. This is very nice. So I think I have not forgot anything but if so then I add later.

BE GOOD WIFE TO HUSBAND!!!!

I cannot say how important this is enough!!!!

I hope this improve your family life by over 90%

The best wife in Universe and Soviet Japan

Lempka Sackministan <3