SOVIET JAPAN LIFE: How To Be Raising Children

HOW TO BE RAISING CHILDREN

by Lempka Wife Sackministan

It is very important we raise children good. They are future of Soviet Japan, so we must do good job. Otherwise there will be generation of fags and prostitute. It is duty of mother to be raising them with care so they will be able take on life very gud when you can no longer give away precious wife time for them.

Because ofcourse girl and boy are very different this time it will be split IN HALF this article. Please you take note.

For BABY

First few week you must breastfeed baby. Boy need this for strong muscle and big penis. Girl need this for good brain ability be good wife and healthy so she can also make many baby!!!!

As you can see in this picture me with my first baby you can be very glamourous Wife whilst breastfeed!!!

Only you as mother can do, husband-father-figure cannot do!!!! It make him look like fag!!!

Then after few week like this you can start feed them bottle. Best formula I have find is my own creation. I will tell you recipe.

1/2 L bear milk

1/2 L vodka

Heat bear milk in pan then add vodka when milk is warm up.

This is make very intelligent baby. Just look my kids, they are success.

Just look at healthy glow of son!!!! I am so proud.

For GIRL

You must teach girl very early her place in life. She born for being wife. She born for being property of husband. Here are some good advice I give to you.

1. You give her teddybear so she get use to being bear later in life. Also when she need milk bear for her feeding children, then she is not scurred. Wife cannot be scurred.

2. You make her work early. Here I show you how I get daughter job as window-cleaner. This is very well pay job for our family. She need learn to do hard work with no reward, that is proud life of wife!

3. You make her sleep in box. Then when you ship her to husband she is very used to, she arrive refresh. She know how to pack for box life. Then her life with husband in bed is luxury. Very best idea I had for girl.

4. You give her most beautiful name you can imagining. Then you call her only that name when she is good pre-wife. When she is bad pre-wife you tell her "Fat prostitut, shut up and clean!" or "BETCH why are you talk back best wife in universe?!" or maybe "Hey fugly! How many you it takes to screw in lightbulb?!" .. then she learn that being bad wife is no gud. Only be good wife.

For BOY

1. You tell him everything he do is perfect. He terrorize haus you say "You are such scamp, but that is sign of later being man's man!!". He set on fire your couch you laugh. He break window you tell him he is best then ask useless daughter why she not already clean?! He is most precious boy, soon-to-be man.

2. Feed him many salmon, many sandwich, many glass of vodka a day!! He need his energy, his strength. You play him Combichrist song "Without Emotion". You tell him not be fag, but he can never be fag because too good at being pick up woman.

3. Do anything he want. Give him anything he want. THE END!!!!

4. Teach him fight very gud. He not can be wimp. But because you feed him so good he should be strong!! What a man's man! I am so proud of my boy.

5. Ofcourse you teach him shoot gun and grow beard.

So there you are having some very good mommy-wife skills. Now your children can also grow up be success. I hope you have many healthy, strong boy.. maybe one girl. All luck to you and your little miracles,

And don't forget to SPANK!!